Home Alone!

Being left home alone for a few nights, just think of what I can achieve, staying up all night gaming, movies I want to watch, bed all to myself, fantastic!

But as with many disappointments in life, the reality is not so wonderful. "Ill just check the internet turns into a 7hr .gif marathon 

And its lonely and cold in the bed, not to mention those weird noises that you assumed where the other half snoring are actually still there.

Happy Rain Mug :)

Rain Mug Noodlezoo

I wish I had a Robot Balloon.

Tuesday, Wednesday.

Usually its Monday that everyone feels a bit down. Weekends over and theres 5 days of work ahead. But no, for some reason I feel just a bad on a tuesday.

 

I attempt to fix this by playing the Lottery.

I win nothing.

Winning!

MORE RAIN!

Not you're thinking with Portals

FU CAT!

So, the Rapture is Cancelled?

So some old guy with too much time on his hands says Jesus is really pissed that he's missed out on all the sexy fun and so is coming back to kick some ass.

Downtown Tokyo...

Pew pew pew, lazer beam eyes and stomping! But then the day comes and....

Nothing, nope not a thing. Rapture is cancelled AGAIN!

Spring

Yay, its Spring time...

Lets get naked!

Mystery Drunk Injurys

Ear Fail

So I have stretched ear lobes, pointless? yes. Well Ive had them this way for years, since about 2003, and more recently decided to make them a little bigger. No longer was I satisfied with 12mm tunnels, I wanted 20mm. So, I first got new 14mm plugs. No problem. A month later. I put in 16mm. Problem.

Fell that burning throbbing sensation, thats progress that is. Yeah, still feel that burning throbbing? Thats failure.

My lobe just couldn't take it and quit. 4mm in 4 weeks was a but too much. I dropped back a few sizes and had to start over :(

Tennis Guy

Yeah you know the picture. I don't know why I decided to draw this when I did but it actually turned out  the picture was in the news a week later

COFFEE!!!!

I less than 3 Rain

Sometimes I think, "Oh yeah, rain! I like rain, I like the sound it makes on umbrellas, I like that people go indoors and the streets are all empty. I like the smell of rain, its great!"

But then Im actually caught in the rain and its actually all:

Then the sun comes out

Dancing Korean

I'll sometimes send friends picture messages instead of actually writing anything to them. I don't know why I sent this one. In incase you haven't seen it, heres the video:

Better Tits.

Lunch Fail

Cold Doom

So this is where it pretty much started. Feeling sorry for myself, full of snot. I decided to draw how I was feeling and attempt to capture the pathetic man-flu type death cold.

I know pancakes aren't exactly bursting with flavour but a bad cold could render Lemons a tasteless cardboard mess.

I got given a home made muffin which brightened my otherwise snot covered day.

A week or so later I was finally starting to feel normal again.

And so thats where this thing started.